Mayonayse is always talking about how REAL it is...
Fuck Mayonaise
Miracle whip is the real shit, ya we are hip youths loading miracle whip on a 6 foot long sub.
"WE ARE MIRACLE WHIP AND WE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN"
(Miracle whip commercials are wayyyy out of control. I have been trying to think of a condiment that deserves that much hype in a commercial and I simply cannot. However does anyone remember when they made green ketchup?)